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Tingz aka Joey
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 10:01 AM


kns. now i cashier plus 'bao' abit waitress thingy.

monday - went to work place for nth. thankx to Tommy huh.. say wrong schedule.. den went to meet cindy chat chat lor.. luckily nv say meet her in town or wad.. she damn nua lor..i reach her place liaox she still haben ok.

tue - work almost full shift in the end.. cos one guy not comin for work.. den from 11am to 4pm den have break/rest den 5pm to 10pm... the chef will prepare a big tray of food(noodle or wad) for everyone who wan to eat juz grab a bowl den microwave it lor.. damn spicy sia the food! damn lots of ppl today.. cos of french embassy(i tink so) come for dinner with 13/14 ppl.. their bills add up to $1000++ lor.. diaox.

today.. shd be gg clubbin with cindy lar.. since i tml 12pm den work.hahax.

now i noe the 'gds' of isqueeze.. leg was damn.. ache today when i wake up.. so went for a squeeze.. 'siong' arhz! lolx. but hor... machine is still machine.. squeeze till some part of the leg will pain lor.. machiam 'kiap tio' liddat..




Thursday, November 22, 2007 12:44 AM


start working lor~

in case u peeps wanna noe where am working.. it's Corduroy and Finch at 6th avenue dere de. i really hate being in F&B but being a cashier i dun mind. but totally not waitress.

thou i apply for cashier & the manager shd noe but my job scope is to.. cashier(of cos), clear plates.. clear table & set table.. clean the glasses & plates in the bar.. sometimes i do take orders for drinks ONLY. if the stupid supervisor or manager wan me to take orders for food & so on. i will juz QUIT. cos i dun like, dun wan & dunno how to.

1st day of work, break a saucer. lolx. it slipped from the BIG plate i was carrying. since den.. when ever i clear plates to the kitchen to the dishwasher uncle, he will help me transfer the plates from my hand to the table(where the plates are waiting to be clean). the best & worst thing is, am the only gal on the floor. the rest are either office gal or chef/pastery chef. sianx..

c how tis week goes 1st ba.. 1 day of long night shift.. if it doesn't go well, i shall quit. hahax. yea, i give up easily for f&b stuff.



& my loots from online shopping! these 2 arrived long ago & bi & me had tried.

Herbaceous anti ance mask. of cos is bi try tis lar.. the small blue black cause by squeezing of pimple really disappear after 1usage lor.. had ordered 2 more but wonder when it will come.

Rice Wine mask. of cos for sensitive skin de me. use liaox ok lor.. cos my face is alright except for dark eye circle. but tis use liao face de feeling really nice lor.. & gd thing is, it doesn irritates my skin. ordered 2 more also.

and these are my loots tt are coming either today or tml..

DD mask.








Wednesday, November 14, 2007 6:37 PM


Da Wedding (not mine but bi's sis de)

starts at 5.30am :
heard some noise in the living room... den the lights are switched on... wake up to brush teeth.. bun my hair(tried serveral times lor) using the 'chopstick' & pins den Pjie help my spray it neatly. put on make up. now i noe, before u apply colour eye shadows, shd apply one white colour eye shadow as base 1st. den put on the bride's maid 'cheong sum'

*honk sound is heard* the groom & best man & his family had arrived.
1st stunt - kick the 'jian zi'(i dunno the eng name lar)
2nd stunt - open durian(he hates durian)
den take the open door ang bao~
3rd stunt - say wad he said to propose to bi's sis aka Angie in Venice. he ownself add on 10 things he wanna say
4th stunt - sing a song with guitar den additional chi song(lao su ai da mi de chorus) he is a fast learner lor!
finally into the bride's room & kiss the bride. den offer tea to the ah ma.

den to sembawang to ah ma's hse to pray to ancestor(spell right mah?) den to sembawang park to take some pix, den back to bi's hse to eat 'tang yuan'. den to raffles hotel to start preparing

reach raffles hotel at 1.15pm(due to jam i tink cos i was asleep in the car) den with Pjie, quickly bath den rush down to parragon(in the same 'cheong sum' cos it's easy to undress and the HIGH heels) to hollywood secret for our hair & her hair & make up which we booked at 2pm. we reach dere only at 2.45pm cos we lost our way(Pjie drove) lolx.

tt stupid hair & make up artist bluff de lor.. she did Pjie's hair liaox den do mine den told(at 3.45pm) Pjie tt we surely can leave hollywood secret by 4pm with Pjie make up done but she make up till 4.30pm den ok lor. NV TRUST HOLLYWOOD SECRET PPL WHEN U ARE IN A HURRY! we were already running from the time we were outta hollywood secret to the car park lor. damn her! back to the hotel room & i rush to put on my make up(in less than 15min).

den over to another hotel room cos me & Pjie left our bride's maid's band dere when bathing. den rush back to the room before & rush to the garden where Angie & his husband(Tom) had their solemization. was damn nervous lar. cos am the 1st person(as the bride's maid) to lead the rest(other bride's maids, flower boy & gal, ring boy, the bride & his father) thru the red carpet to the stage.

after the solemization was over & the bride & groom is taking pix with the ppl dere.. 1 bridemaids joined her frenz, another one was the bestman gf so she stay at the garden den me & Pjie went back to the newly wed's room to take wadeva is needed for the reception.

was ard 8pm when we finally get into the ballroom for the dinner. & our VIP table ony got 6ppl while we were served with 10ppl portion of food.

each dish was evenly portion out for 10ppl & lay on the front of each person, it's not like wad we always have, one dish put in the middle of the table & ppl juz take as they like.

dish 1 - salad prawns (i have 2 serving hahax.)
dish 2 - shark fin soup with lots of shark fins! (i had 2 serving too.)
dish 3 - fish (had lots of it cos the waitress portion out for 6 ppl instead)
dish 4 - wasabi prawns(i din eat tis) with fried scallop
dish 5 - roasted aromatic duck(damn nice but i was damn full too)
dish 6 - brocolli with mushroom(of cos i like tis)
dish 7 - fried rich in lotus leaf warp
dish 8 - mango sago with pamelo & strawberries
the cake (tink only VIP seat have) is damn nice! damn chocolatly! the cake cost thousand plus.

dere were also gift on the table for the guest.. got chocolate(no ppl take probably only kids took) den forever bears(me & Pjie took like 3 of them?) den wine stopper which act like a cork(took 4 cos it's damn nice)

den pack things & back hOme to rest. damn tired, i juz went coma. lolx.




Tuesday, November 06, 2007 3:46 AM


before i post the pix & the flow & the happy/funny thing abt being the bride's maid of Angie's (bi's sis) wedding. i shall COMPLAIN abt the FATHER side RELATIVE & vent my un-ventable ANGER here!

buffet at her hse for the day when the groom bring the "gifts" over. they were damn noisy! esp the kids! banging on the piano, leavin OUR things all over the room when used. den also tis farking 6th aunt who wore her bloody SLIPPER & walk all ard the hse.
halo~for god sake, u dun have delicate feet. if u do, pls chop it off.dun come farking walk into the hse with ur slipper. u think ur cheapo slipper is cleaner than my floor? & thou u are rich(which is the truth) ur behaviour makes u non other than a babarian

the night befor the wedding. was at the carpark to c bi & kor kor polishing the cars before i go back his hse to find some relative at his hse(cos they send the ah ma over) with their kids banging at the piano! den his mom had initially asked me to go pack more food for us(bi, kor kor, his gf(p jie) & sis) to eat den ask some relative came, she asked me to pack more. den when me & p jie went back to the hse after packin the food, more relative was dere. den OBVIOUSLY the food is not enuff. den dere's tis farking uncle who made tis comment "wah.. the food like not enuff leh..we, the phua family will nv get not enuff food de lo.. luckily it's not a phua who bought it, it's the sister-in-law who bought it". thou he was smiling/luffing when saying tis, i was like WTFFF!!
hey uncle, if u think u are hungry & dun have money to buy food & is still eating wad's meant to be our dinner, juz tell us. dun farking give tis comment. am most likely to throw u food. & if u think u are great, pls take a look at ur kids. dunno how to play piano, dun bang on it.

on da day of wedding. heard tat some request for a room(which cost $800 cheapest) to change. the stupid thing is. they were to be at the hotel at ard 3plus 4pm & have a high tea which is costly(raffles hotel, wad do u expect?) & wait for 5.30pm to be at the garden for the solemization which end at 7pm liddat. den proceed to the ballroom for dinner liaox.
u all think u are the host? or the star of the day? u all are juz the guest ok?
we, the bride's maid were a lil late for being at the reception cos could not find things but they were already dere & they hurried us.
but halo? the room is not even ready yet & u are getting free drinks while waiting. & no on ask u all to come up so early, u all are expected to be seated at 7.15 it's not even 7pm yet & the bride & groom are still taking pix with some other relative or friends.
the farking 6th aunt again : it was 7pm bi & kor kor were inside the ballroom doing the lights when the 6th aunt barge into the ballroom askin the manager whether can come in liao mah den the manager said to wait for 15min more to light the candle (cos they have to wait for the groom's que) but the 6th aunt said "no, cannot, i give u 5min only"
wtFFFFF! it's NOT ur wedding, u are NOT the host. if u wan to be, get ur children to get married or u can get married again.

i almost LOST my VIP seat to the big uncle cos the 6th aunt dun think the big uncle shd sit at the table located.
at tis point of time, the one i really wish to kill is the 6th aunt. juz because she is rich, doesn't mean she can do things as she wanted. if it's not because it's near the wedding tt this happen, i would kindly give her a slap on the face(verbarlly & physically) & tell her she is worst than shit.
bi said tat his father side of family sees RESPECT very much. but are they respecting ppl at tis point? wad they are conveying to me is tat only the young nid to respect the elders but elders can dun respect another elders. to me tis is farking shit. tis is not meant for me cos dun offend me or i'll offend u back.
another thing i dun understand is tt y non of them dare to speak up. halo~ it's YOUR mom & dad they are speakin ill of. am sure his mom or dad doesnt deserve to have tis kind of treatment, they had been very gd host. at all point, no matter wad bad things the relative say, his parent still keep their cools. one thing i can see is tt his parents are afraid of the both side relatives(the mom's side is not mean thou).
am 100% sure if any of my relative dares to talk liddat to my mom & dad(even thou we are not in gd terms) i will fark the shit outta the person.

one more, i farking HATE his sis's make-up artist!! she's a bitch lar.. she was in the hotel room toilet putting on make up & doin hair for his sis. den as i was rushin for make up & dere dun seems to be light at the room mirror, i politely ask her to excuse me into the toilet to use the long mirror(she is not using it)at the corner of the toilet.know wad she say??? *arrogantly* "dere(pointin to the room) so many mirror why u have to come into tis room & use my space?"
are u blind? cant u c dere's no light? & do u farkin need the whole room? *the toilet is real big enuff*
i din argue with her for the sake of his sis(later she dun wan help her make up liaox how? luckily the groom help me get the light on cos i din noe the plug was spoilt. when i told P jie, she told me tt even the sis dun like the makeup artist cos she was arrogant & she keep rushing her. so peeps nv engage a make-up artist with the name JOANNA(if i nv rmb wrongly)